Saturday, April 15, 2006
On Friday I went with chipmunk tail and a self-Service automatic teller machine to the Fuji ice palace to ice skate. Lovely me didn’t fall and get a splotch on my jeans but even the self-service automatic teller machine, who’s like super good at ice-skating fell. And naturally, chipmunk tail fell 4 times and ended up with humongous dark patches on her jeans . After that we just went shopping and ate at MacDonald’s. An then all of a sudden the self service automatic teller machine dragged us into a lousy Japanese restaurant where we committed the heinous crime of having to wait. And the bill was such an eyesore that I highly suspect that we had to pay for the chlorine ice water and the lousy service. Pah! When I went home, I realised that most of the shops we passed by had frilly OMG skirts in them. I have a lot against skirts but when they are even frilly OMG skirts, it’s like OMG!!!!
The next day was… Natural. Or something like that anyway. I went cycling at East coast park and rode until my butt was sore and my thighs ached and then I think I saw an many Highly dangerous Buildings where the breakfast hater lived. Lunch was some extremely salty beef and extremely salty rice with an extremely sweet soft drink. After that my kidney went bust and my liver died. Not to mention that my poo may have turned purple.
Anyway, now that you know what an interesting life I lead, I bet you can’t wait to be me. MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
posted @ 3:04 AM
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