okay fine due to my inability to resist pouty lips and fluttering eyelashes *COUGH* :P i shall continue.

Met Cheerleader and SHark teeth. Had some Udon thing with two slightly shrunken prawns. SL gave aidil the prawn bit with the tail, out of her passionate kind-heartedness. Aidil dropped the entire prawn into wasabe and shocked Dejavu. Dejavu explained to aidil that it was extremely spicy by which time the prawn had already entered aidil's being and was causing fiery flames of fire on her insides.

I realise that i'm gifted in the art of tea pouring. And on a random unrelated note, i've never seen a picture of any male and felt any form of being impressed by what i saw. I wonder why that's so.

FOr some reason or other we managed to break 8 pairs of chopsticks for the 5 people who were eating.

After Sakae we went up for the movie and Bolt was rather entertaining in a pleasant typical Disney way. FOr the first time in my life, i was the second person to enter the bathroom after the movie, Green apple being the first. And i was really pissed at the door because it wouldn't lock and i desperately needed to do what you do in the bathroom.

After much shopping, whereby i did my manly duty of standing guard at the doors or waiting outside like a vagabond, we went to the christmas tree. Actually while we were waiting for some of them in Man No Good, i was standing outside playing with the quiz games and some brazen man of no-authority came over and took the board away. i was rather miffed. We also happened to pass this boutique called Eclipse whereby an Extreme Twilight/Edward Freak began drifting towards the place, propelled by some unnatural force. Big Grin (another twilight freak) then gasped and ran forward trying to grab ETF towards the shop with her whilst i hung on to her wrist and prevented both of them from being sucked into the forces of evil. They finally realised after making it to the doorway that the clothes in the shop were meant for a generation ten years older than us.

Then they camwhored for a while. Then Swensons. I think children are actually quite accurate in choosing what to eat. They don't eat mushrooms for a reason- becuase mushrooms leave your mouth with foul tastes that don't go away for the whole day. i'm never eating a black mushroom again.

They best part was where we got 8 $10 vouchers :D we spent about 5 on ice cream immediately after. SL was deprived of one because her dietrician (moi) was able to stand firm.

AT that point there was much hugging because Apples and dejavu were about to leave. OH and dejavu has a mirror complex. SHe was staring at the mirror whilst we were walking down the corridor when she thought she was wearing the red shoes that Green Apple was wearing. Then in Swensons she looked at the mirror and said, i don't see myself! I was a tad worried, but i think she'll grow out of it :P

NOW the fun really got better. ;) i don't mean cos they left, but the events that followed were... inspiring.

1) Headed to Padini where SL and Aidil checked out the clothes. Big Grin and I attempted to ambush them by jumping out from a dark spooky corner (where an intelligent soul blurted out her fears on being dragged by some creepy hand into the locked door behind us).

2) Went to cold storage. Attempting jumping to reach the ceiling and failed by one inch. Famous Volleyballer from the Up Lands team then decides to have a go. She too failed. Received a few weird looks especially a particularly withering one from a middle-aged man in a striped shirt.

3) Big Grin cannot keep her hands to herself. Seriously. She touches the chocolate, she touches the jelly beans, then she announces her bisexual designs on Alice to the whole world.

4) MPH. Was dragged around like a drowned cat by Big Grin in search of something really nice for her sister so she could spend her 50 ringgit voucher :P Later managed to run off and sat with Aidil and SL in a quiet corner where they reminiscenced :) that was one of the nicer parts of the day just listening to them talk and share. Then Big Grin found me :P lol and we shopped some more till i had to go to the bathroom again. While my body performed its bodily functions, i was thinking about why gurney NEVER has tissue in its bathrooms. They only have dryers. And they're hot dryers too, not dry ones.

THE ADVANTAGES OF TRANSPORTABLE TISSUE: can be carried into the cubicle unlike dryers of any form; can be flushed down the toilet; can be washed, dried and ironed for reuse if wanted.

5) THE GRAND CLIMAX OF THE NIGHT:

We were walking past from MPH and this whole event wouldn't have occurred if i'd suddenly noticed that the mannequin modelling underwear in the front of the shop had something on that was rather abnormal, at which point i bent down to look at it and realised that what she wore really was what met the eye. There was a grossly huge empty space where normally cloth should fill.

I was horrified. I pointed it out to Big Grin. SL and Aidil walk in the shop to try stuff out.

Ordinarily, i'd never enter such a shop. It was pinkish, it was filled with lingerie, and worse of all, the lingerie that filled it wasn't ordinary wear-able lingerie, it was the really bizarre fancy stuff that are ridiculously overpriced. Dollars and dollars for a tiny pieces of something on a string. Ew.

I plopped onto the sofa with the leopard-print cushions and waited and watched. There was this really well-dressed lady who looked extremely respectable but purchased a variety of items that forced me to acknowledge the fact that her secret life outside of office must really be quite something. I shalln't elaborate further. Her side-kick didn't buy anything but she was giggling rather hysterically at random things. I found myself snickering too when the shop-keeper demonstrated the art of putting on stick-ons with her hands.

Aidil eventually went to try on a dress, and it was quite nice but she didn't like it because a) the top was too big, b) it was on the expensive side, c) some genetic factor prevented her from wearing it. (Her mother had the same issue, as did her grandmother). I told SL to take a photo though, and the shopkeeper started getting mad when she saw the camera. By the time we were done, she had her knickers in a twisted knot and her hair was starting to spring out in unruly curls (Ba-DOoOiNg lol). We handed the dress back to her and i told her about the a), upon which she coldly said,

Me: Okay buh byee.

(Four of us leave)

Outside:

SL: She was so rude.

Big Grin: OMG. She's so mean.

Aidil: Stupid woman. I was gonna tell her, your business is gonna fail and no one is ever gonna buy anything from this shop. I'm gonna tell everyone at school about this and no one will buy their prom dress from you and 50% of your business will be gone. You will have no job, you will become bankrupt, and YOU WILL DIE.

That 'you will die' line is Aidil's famous ultimatum.

I think i was too tired to pick a fight but it was fun hearing them complain like females with wraths from hell.

Later on Big grin dropped me (thanks again! :D) at Jap Guitar's place and Yamato didn't bark at me! it was relatively relaxing compared to the girls :P and rather quiet but still fun. We counted Jap Guitar's 50 cents and he has 117.5 ringgit.

SO like i said. TOday was one of the funnest day of my life.