Monday, May 19, 2008
the internet's a pretty boring place to be when no one else is around.
Just imagine. An inbox comprising entirely of flixter and Hallmark.
Mothers' day is a once a year event. And so is Christmas and valentine's and fathers' day. Its pretty amazing how i managed to collect over 200 promotional emails for such events in a span of two years. And that's just for my first account. (yeah i have three, so what.)
Heard that Squeak and the female Jack went horse riding. I pity the horse :p
I know you've had enough of me complaining about my grades bloggy, but i just checked the music paper with plump mama today, and i am 100% failure-material.
I give you full rights to clobber me on the head if my results state otherwise. and I hope i won't regret making that statement.
Physics paper 6 was like all other physics paper 6 and tomorrow's bio p3, which surprisingly i just want to get over.
you know i am really one of the stupidest people i've ever met. And considering i met myself about 15 years ago, you've gotta it that this is a pretty sad situation.
i was walking around school today and i saw this brown butterfly and as i type, i'm remembering Huge Blonde in our second or third english class in year 10. We were discussing the grey butterfly in the poem. And he stole what i was going to say, so guess who got the be the retard sitting there with mouth agape. i seriously thought he was supposed to be a girl cos of his name. XD sorry person, if you ever happen to read this, which i doubt, seeing as you no longer exist in Penang but in some other place of the world.
Argh. Froggy. i can't believe what he did today... -.-
i like how i usually seem to be the last person in school. Just me, the guards, the receptionist and the janitors. I got so bored that i started randomly saying hi to them, and they sorta just smiled back, mop dangling precariously from their loosened grip (i guess i shocked them ><). we're gradually getting to make each other's acquaintance.
oh yeah i was in the music room today with PUB and he made this random joke that goes something like, "if you screw with your ears, you'll get hearing AIDS". I didn't realise why he looked so please with himself until he pointed out "screw" and "AIDS", at which point my brain finally caught up with his 225km/h thinking machine. Later in the car, my mom told me her BSF leader knew PUB, his mom, dad AND sister. Behold, thou art christian! YES! he is! truely! or was. Mother dear said something about how he got rebellious (i'll admit i laughed) and for some reason or other, they stopped attending church, but not quite in that order.
Social life is really tough. Its a dog eat dog world. I'm a monkey. MEROOWWW. slightly confused but a monkey nonetheless.
oh one last thing. I hate my head. Not just the hair, or the brain, but just the head in general. Maybe cos its the region where all stupidities tend to occur. I'm quite tempted to attribute this to how i was cruelly strangled at birth by my umbilical cord. But that'd be pathetic.
me on live tv/home recorder
Interviewer/carrot: "So Person, look at the screen. ok. *huge fake smile* Would you please share with us the reason behind your failures in life. *the makings of a saddistic grin twitch the corners of her mouth*"
Me: "Well if i think about this carefully, i'm only left with the option of answering you, my mother, or my umbilical cord."
i frankly choose you.
Now that i mention Frank, it'd be pretty funny if your name was actually Frank.
"To be Frank..."
"Well you're not Frank, i am. so stop pretending to be me and just get on with whatever it is you've gotta say."
i'm sitting here blogging when war is soon to be at hand. -.- Better go sharpen my knife. I know most Queens prefer not to stain their Victorian Gowns, but i personally am not a fan of dresses and seem to have acquired a profound taste for metal objects. i'm in a vindictive mood. if that's possible. lol.
posted @ 10:53 PM
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