Tuesday, October 24, 2006
ALOHA.
long time no blog.
Its strange how the red haired people don't think like the yellowed skined people.
The chinese get out of the swimming pool when it starts raining so that they don't get struck by lighting.
The whites say," i don't get why everyone's getting out when it starts to rain. I mean, they're already wet anyway. "
Two different types of people. Two different ways of thinking.
The mozzies and i were going home after swimming and we were walking slowly towards the lift so that we could get a new lift. ( Basically meaning that you catch an empty lift, not that theres a new lift thats newer and nicer or anything like that)
we walked in and carrot, being carrot, tried to keep the door open by pressing 'G', which just so you know, does work.
The thing about living on the 27th floor is that the lift takes a long time to reach and usually along the way, your ears start to feel the pressure, which is the point where Carrot starts yawning to poop them.
Sorry. I meant pop. Not poop.
The poop comes out with a pop. Same difference.
You know, I've had people telling me that i sound stupid but am, in actual fact, smart.
No prizes for guessing why...
The Other thing about living on the 27th floor, pop-py poop aside, is that you pray that the lift don't break down.
That'll be the day.
The lift seemed to be taking an unusally long time to reach that day. Carrot started talking about what was for dinner.
Unlike a majority of the human species, she lives to eat. Food is the all important thing in her life.
That was when i realised why the lift was taking so long to reach the 27th floor.
I pressed the button, cross my heart and hope to die.
It was that silly head of a Carrot who unpressed it with her 'oh- so-it-does-open-when-you-press-the-g-button' experiment.
If i didn't realise that we were just sitting there doing nothing, we'd most probably still be there, wondering what was for dinner.
Thank God for me.
posted @ 2:53 AM
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