Saturday, September 09, 2006
Here's a really funny true life story. I so happen to know that some people need cheering up and destressing.
There was this day where we were having dinner with the church in a hawker centre, where we meet up with Red Nose and his family. We were walking on the beach when we made friends with a little girl(Chubby). Jem( Red Nose's daughter) and Chubby hit it off really well, and were both talking and playing together.
Then later in the night, Pig told me something she overheard them talking about.
Chubby asked Jem," which one is your mom?"
Jem whispered back," you see that really old lady over there? That's her."
Kids... so cute, huh?
And then she said," but don't tell here i said that!"
Smart kids... even cuter.
And here's another really funny thing that Carrot sent to me:
Memo to all students:
To: All Students!
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGHINTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since ourlecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURELIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 or more people who need S.H.I.T. in theirlife, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., theyhave already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.Sincerely,The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High IntensityTeaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
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