Saturday, September 30, 2006
This is the event which i am absolutely unable to dominate.
It was raining really hard in the morning and the ground was all muddy, and of all my shoes, i had to choose the white reebok ones.
i was wearing my adadidas wrist band too, cos it was blue ( i'm in blue(school) house)
At that point of time, i REALLY, HONESTLY did not know that adidas stands for All Day I Dream About Sex.
Because really, i DO NOT dream about sex. In fact, i don't even think its fun.
And thinking about sex is bad for your grades.
Seriously. Imagine you're doing a test paper, and all you think about is sex sex sex sex sex sex.
What is the formula for a sphere? Sex sex sex sex.
THAT is called an absolute state of utter horniness.
We were watching all the races and Squeak was yelling so loudly until she lost her whole voice, so she started croaking instead, and everyone else kept complaining about the Stinky Toilet that you had to pay twenty cents for.
Then came the secondary fun run, where we all had to run/ walk, and Squeak started shouting some more, and Supermom started flicking her hair around and it got stuck in Squeaks mouth.
That was the highlight of my day.
It was there that i found out that Squeak had no stamina whatsoever, and ran the way a squeaky person would.
okay so maybe i AM rather biased. You would be too, if you had a tiny person with a megamouth yelling into your ear for one whole hour.
And she says she wants to play the piano. She'll most probably DESTROY the whole thing if she tried to sing. I can almost imagine all the strings breaking when she starts squeaking.
SQUEAK. twang. SQUEAK. twang.
No offence Squeak, but your voice is REALLY loud and high.
Although she ran about 100 meters of the way, when she got back to the starting line, she had to eat one whole marsbar, even though she already ate loads BEFORE running.
then came the competitive run.
i won't even TALK about it.
Fine. one sentence- it was 4 km long, up and down the slopes, as compared to the 2km fun run.
OMG.
but i made it.
Hehe. I came in 28th, i think, which is okay for me. it was a girls competition with 14 year olds to 17 years old.
And ther was a huge monster there that kept highfiving people. from that drink sponsor that i cant remember. Was it sunkist? Or somethin like that.
As usual, my house lost. We ALWAYS lose sports events.
Craig came in second.
Hill won.
I just looked down at my now brown reeboks and clapped.
Go school. ..
posted @ 12:13 AM
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