Monday, August 07, 2006
I've been reading things. (yeah well, duh)
Basically two books- Anna Karenina by Horoscopic Toystore and Overly Tall ang moh's leaving notes on Singapore.
Top Ten Things about Mr.Overly Tall angmoh:
10. Has something in common with me and Niceness- we're all leaving Singapore. But he's been here for 10 years, while I've haven't spent my life anywhere for more than 3 years.
9. Has a lot against dogs.
8. And bats
7. not to mention bugs. (He's quite nice to them though. He lets red ants eat his toes...)
You know, we could really get along if I got to knew him.
6. Likes using hokkien words like chee bye and ang moh.
5. Has a tendency to notice butts.
Butt cheeks, butt problems, butt cream, butt photography...
4. Likes to make comparisions of tall green buildings with the male reproductive organs.
I'm not kidding.
3. Takes notice of where there are condoms.
Maybe's he's gay.
2. Tends to meet people who expose their boobs. (eg, his indian landlady)Thus leading to his freeness with the word- It's true. You can see that word at least 5 times in a chapter.
1. Watches people canoodling- or so he puts it.
Conclusion:
Very high strung man who's always on the look out for sexy animals.
Cure:
1. Migrate to Australia.
2. Get his reproductive organs removed surgically since he refused to let the alasatian dog do it for free.
3. Go for therapy.
And if you don't really get what I'm saying, don't worry about it.
It is highly unneccesary that you do.
posted @ 8:14 PM
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