Friday, July 28, 2006
Everything seems to be flying by.
Days, hours, months.
Boy do i feel old.
So far, i keep smelling a lot of Air Pollution.
I was walking home from the MRT station yesteray when I saw this $500000000 note on the floor.I thought i'd made it big without working!!
And then I realised that it was a hell banknote.
Right.
There was also once, I saw this Girl walking in the opposite direction from me along the right hand side. She didn't realise that there was a dead pigeon in front of her and nearly stepped on it.
By the time she did see it, her foot was about 3 inches above it.
And then she started screaming like mad.
It was just a dead bird, woman.
Maybe abit roasted from the sun, but still.
As for me, I have seen dead pigeons about 3 times in my life. All baby, newborns.
The first time was when there was a pigeon's nest in our apartment's balconey.
My mom hated them. Always tried to get rid of them and poured all sort of things on them.
She's scared of their poop. The smell supposedly has the abaility to drive you looney.
So one day when the mother bird was out, the elder, bigger bird started exploring and got a bit too near the edge.
My mom thus pushed it off to all Hell Below.
Then she sent me down to see if it was dead.
yes, m'am, It Died.
That was Dead Pigeon Number 1.
Dead pigeon Number 2 was when i was walking my Dog with my Youngest Sister.
There was this nest in the tree, and when the bird saw the Dog it started getting uneasy and unfortunately flopped out of the Nest.
My Dog has this strange affection for birds. He likes to Bite them.
I had to Haul him back home.
The bird also died though, from lack of air. It couldn't breathe upside down.
And let that be a lesson to you, all foul fowl of the air, don't try anything funny.
Dead pigeon Number 3 was the one mentioned above. I think it died the same way as Bird 2 though. it was upside down as well.
Anyway.
I hope it's not Bad Luck.
These sorta things have of way of finding me.
I saw Black Cats with green eyes on halloween.
I had a Dead Leaf fall on me.
I knew someone whose birthday fell on on Friday the thirteenth.(Big Mouth)
Right.
But other than that, i've been feeling pretty good.
You know what? Boys stink.
As in literally.
A lot.
I was, once again, on the MRT, which was at the time pretty empty.
There were plenty of seats around but at little india, an ACS boy came on the train and sat right beside me.
I could Feel myself giving him the Evil Eye.
Then as if that's not enough, he sorta Reeks of this Smell.
i got off the train at the next stop.
No way was i sitting there and get another whiff of that...unique scent.
One piece of advice,boy:
Take a shower.
Thank You.
posted @ 1:48 AM
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