Saturday, July 08, 2006
Today was one of the most humiliating days of my life.
And i mean it.
It was actually a lovely day.I was at home, lazing around, doing nothing.
AND THEN MY MOM BRINGS ME TO THE MALL.
And as if that's not enough, we go into The New Lingerie Shop of Young Hearts.
My jaw was, as you should know, unhinged.
I tried pretending that I didn't know who my mom was. I stood in the entrance and struck a pose of great distress, even though its quite gay to stand in the entrance of a lingerie shop. Unfortunately, success was limited the moment she pushed me into the dressing room.
If I could blush, my face will be all red now.
The lady inside was an Overly- Helpful Shortie, who kept pushing Unidentified Fabric-y Objects into my hand.
I should have ran whie I could.
AAARRGGHHH.
Please excuse me while I get over Humiliating Event No.9229190.
posted @ 5:33 AM
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