Friday, June 02, 2006
This is the second week of my payback- prepare to be bowled by the absolute radiance.
SUNDAY
Church. As usual.
MONDAY
Stayed back after school with the breakfast hater. Had to finish the string board. We coloured a violin, and I can tell you something- breakfast hater learns fast- she's picked up Emotional Manipulation.
Boy am i stepping on shaky ground. Again.
TUESDAY
Got back German results. ARGHHHH. Don't peak!
Here's a clue to how I did- i used to get A* but now I'm getting like low As.
Now how sad is THAT?!
WEDNESDAY
Class party O1. Pool party at Horse Tails place. she's got a nice house- putting it mildly. I met my first lesbian girlfriend. Im telling you- lesbians are DANGEROUS.
Gives you the creeps, really, that someone might think you caught a cold.
Brrrr...
THURSDAY
I woke up in the morning with 7 bruises from the land of I Don't know.
Then I went for PTD.
Does anyoone one know what analatical skills mean? cos whatever it is, it sure sounds insulting.
Class Party O2. This is where I met my second lesbian friend.
You see, the way i start or end conversations is usually by asking her if you are gay, just to see if we can establish a relationship.(Please, think on the right track. You people are just sick!)
This time was no different.
"Are you gay?"
"Yes. You too right? I always knew we had this telephatic connection. We were meant to be together! will you marry me?"
That was how the conversation roughly went.
she then tried to crush me in a lesbian sort of hug.
Not very nice, considering she's one head taller than me.
Anyway.
You know what i really hate about my sec 1 class? It's that we had so many bimbos.
and bimbo talk is NOT very interesting.
It breaks my heart to have to listen to such talk, I'll think I'll go have a boo hoo before i come back.
We watched X men 3.
Why are girls so sentimental? I can't stand it.
Like i mean, when a person cries, they end up with a mixture of unhygeic bacteria smeared over their face and then they try to clean it off with one of those tissues that proclaim NOT TO BE USED DUE TO UNKNOWN CONDITIONS, but they pay no attention and proceed to innoculate their face with the bacteria.
Honestly, if you want to watch bacteria growth, go find one of those agar thingys in the bio lab.
Don't have to use your face.
Please spare me the agony of seeing bacteria colonies on your sacred face. Please.
But if you want to cry, by all means go ahead.
( Do you know that they come in colours ? There's pink, yellow, orange, brown...)
FRIDAY
3rd language ushering.
the only good thing was that I got to eat 5 cuisines in 2 meals.
But that's about it.
You know what I absolutely hate about ushering? The people don't follow you.
You walk off, turn round, only to meet empty space.
like HELLO PEOPLE? YOU FOLLOW ME! HELLO?! WHAT? YOU NO SPEAK ENGLISH? KING JAMES ONLY? OH RIGHT. THOU SHALLT FOLLOWETH ME BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A MAGGOT, NOW MOVE IT!!
Talk about limited human thinking capacity.
I was called a usher for a reason you know.
You know what? if I had to chose between dieing and speaking german to a french VIP, I'd rather choose dieing.
Seriously, I'd rather not talk about it.
SATURDAY.
hmm...
What happened?
An earthquake?
Oh right. Nothing.
I did nothing on saturday, period. For that matter of fact, change that to an exclamation mark.
I did NOTHING on saturday!
That's much better, thank you.
posted @ 4:21 AM
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