Saturday, May 06, 2006
People of the modern era, hear ye this day and knoweth that the almighty, awesome queen(aka me) is extremely attractive.-And it's meant literally, not as some joke.
observations:
1)Ice skating rink- guy experiences attractive pull and crashed right into me. i glared at him and next time he came around i swung my arms out from the side and caught him square in the guts.
2)attractive popo(Not my GRANDMOTHER, my butt)-self-Service automatic teller machine and poof head both enjoy practising their backhand stroke by swatting my butt at all available moment. not very funny, considering that they are Very Muscular and are both racquet game players who have accurate aim and hard hits.
3)Raffles- two Extremely Tall men bump right into me so i glare at them and they raise their hand in an apolegetic manner. EXCUSE ME, BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
4)Lady molesting a guy- i went with breakfast hater to plaza Sing and we were behind her(and a guy) on the escalator when she suddenly stuck her arm out and smack me right on the arm. She said sorry- BUT THAT'S STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH! it was funny though, and we sniggered all the way to YAMAHA.
5) Chipmunk tail and i were having our recess and we were about to sit down and her foot slipped and stomped excessively hard on mine.( And you should know that she isn't exactly very light, as compared to me, even though she's on a diet.)
conclusion:
1)A lot of people eat magnets for snacks.- Cleverly disguised as magnums.
2)I eat too much iron
Things to do in order to prevent such future unfortunate incidents:
1)NO MORE CEREAL
2)OR SPINACH
3)GO SUE A CEREAL COMPANY
and that's all i can think of, out of which number three is invalid due to a lack of dough.
The queen retires. Good Night.Bitter dreams. Sleep short.BBLLEEAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
posted @ 12:30 AM
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