Tuesday, April 25, 2006
It's true. there is a 0.0000001% chance that would make him my great great great great great great grandcousin, twice removed into the wrong family, adopted by an Eurasian, before being sold into slavery and leaving behind a whole invention of new stuff. See how closely related we are? It's no wonder that I'm a genius. it goes so well with my name that it astonishes me how well it rings. also explains how I have this stong connection with electricity, you know, that nice tingling feeling which everyone screams at and goes "STATIC!!!"
Anyway, all this talking on electricity reminds me of lightbulbs. The teachers in school are extremely naughty. they waste electricity. Just the other day, chipmunk tail saw the toilet light inside the teachers toilet on, and she decided to be a good soul and help them turn off the lights. Nothing in there really, just this shadow which turned out to be the aunty with something in her hair( Lit. teacher), who so happens to be, btw, extremely short but lets keep that a secret among ourselves) we were like O-M-G!!!
WHEE!! Whatever...
THINGS TO DO: When i go to heaven, personally find and ask Einstein if i am a reincarnation of him. If he is in hell, then a teacher with the incurable disease of Extreme Nastiness to ask him.
posted @ 12:29 AM
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