Saturday, April 29, 2006
requirements of a guy:
1) NO HAIR FLICKING. ( like dude, when girls do it it its like omg. when guys do it, it's like OMG and a whole bunch of colourful language)
2) No teeth checking. ( If there's a piece of mold growing in there, don't worry, i'll be the first one to point it out, okay???!!!)
3) No looking or reading of porn.( it means that you're either a pervert, some gay person, or in the process of becomimg either)
4) No oversized/undersized feet. ( this is in comparision to my feet, and i so happen to be a 7.5. If you're like a 29, get the hell out of here!!)
5) no talking of how stressed you are. ( so am I so go away)
6) No picking or popping of acne ( for god's sake, just leave it ALONE!!!)
7) Must like my popo (Not my BUTT, my GRANDMOTHER, the empress dowager- hear ye, hear ye...)
Why am i even WRITING about this???
Anyway, i met an Obnoxious Guy and a Even More Obnoxious girl on the Mrt. Even More Obnoxious Girl spent all her time picking her nose and saying Yeah, yeah yeah,into her stupid phone. And when i got up to give my seat to a Fragile Looking Old Man, she sat in it and continued yeah, yeah, yeahing. So I glared at her and caught her red-handed picking at her nose.
mr Obnoxious Guy was with his girlfriend and they were standing RIGHT IN THE DOORWAY, molesting each other and doing goosebumpy things and Mr Obnoxious Guy dared to commit heinous crime no. 1, HAIR FLICKING!! from now on, He shall be officially named obnoxious Guy No. 1, exclamation mark and a smack on the butt.
Anyway, TGIF, which means, by the way, thank god i'm french.
Au Revior.
posted @ 6:18 AM
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